ZUCCHINI LOGIC
NOT YOUR
ORDINARY “CUKE

 

 

 


Frequently zucchini blossoms are stuffed and fried.

  

Zucchini was big and fit in well with the rock music of the 60s and 70s. Think back to a time of long-haired coffeehouse proprietors clad in earth shoes and faded denim as they proffered peace, love and a piece of zucchini bread,  a zucchini muffin, some zucchini carrot cake. Zucchini’s simple, home-grown abundance served to underscore the times when young people searched for all things organic and environmentally kind. For many, zucchini was a whole-earth start onto a path to vegetarianism. 

Zucchini  not only “cooks ‘round,” it “grows ‘round.” Its abundance is the butt of many jokes. ”Bet you can’t grow just one,” is a familiar one, “Zucchini is a vegetable even a ‘black thumb’ can grow,” is another. And, H. Jackson Brown, Jr., in his Life’s Little Instructions, cautions readers to “Plant  zucchini only if you have lots of friends.” Zucchini grows so fast, it can be not quite big enough one day, then way too big the next day. Large ones reach a mammoth two feet, plus, and more than six inches in diameter.   

It’s relatively rare when a good-for-you ingredient like zucchini can be masked as well in main dishes as in desserts.    Serve it raw on vegetable platters, steamed, grilled, fried, baked or microwaved. They make a nice addition when added to tomato sauces, soups, chiles, stews or quiche, even pickled. This edible gift from mother earth provided the substance for … corn souffles, pancakes, pizza toppings, jams, marmalades, cheddar breads, an occasional chocolate cake, cookies, ground chutney, goulashes, meatloaves, even pickles, custards, lasagnas and soups. 

A member of the Cucurbita family where all have a relatively thin skin, a sizeable wall of tender flesh, then pulp with seeds in its center.  Some of the family members have an edible seed/pulp area; the pumpkin, for instance, doesn’t. Other family members are cucumbers, watermelons,  melons, gourds, crookneck and patty pan squashes. In each, the seed area grows less palatable when the squash lingers too long on the vine. Native Americans in South and  North America feasted on squash before Columbus arrived, and there’s evidence that members of the Cucurbita family were consumed 9,000 years earlier.

Zucchini never showed up in U.S. homes until the 1930s.  All through the 20s, asparagus was the veggie in vogue, however, it was nudged aside when Italian immigrants began to market their zucchini squash, sometimes called Italian squash or “zuccs.”   

Zucchinis contain vitamins A, C and some B, beta carotene, and very few calories. A prime quality zucchini should be firm, smooth-skinned and small,  perhaps  3 to 5 inches long and  3/4-to 1-inch wide. Make sure the skin is shiny and dark green . 

A sizeable zucchini stuffs well. Try a sausage dressing. When blending the squash into recipes grate it. Alone, it makes an excellent pasta substitute. To freeze, grate or cube large zucchinis, blanche very briefly and freeze in airtight bags or plastic containers.   

There is an overriding sense of fairness and justice in a world with zucchini.  For all of its laughable, galloping abundance, mercifully there are countless  ways to use it up. It’s basically a matter of  What can’t you do with zucchini?

 © Copyright, Marty Martindale, 2001, Largo FL